howdy doody

a particular person of european descent that acts nice and mild mannered even downright humane but deep down is quite the opposites and in certain situation when situations gets too tense their mental/emotional illness passdown from their invasive colonial forefather resurfaces and they'll commit acts of gruesome resolve
i.e. mass shooting, lying on large scale, racial profiling on a large scale, disenfranchising others even their own kind and all around snake shit........

Trump to the uninformed southern white voters was a real howdy doody that seem to stand for what they thought were similar beliefs in actuality he was just position himself and his cronies to position were he could set up an out right oligarchy in the u.s. and play second fiddle to the america's opposition Russia most notably..........

by gunningrich July 26, 2018

Howdy yall

"Howdy" and "yall" are two words every American person says.

American: "Howdy yall"

Rest of world: *facepalm*

by Umadbro1111 October 4, 2018

howdy ma'am

To have sexual intercourse with someone, if the other person is female.

I gotta go home and howdy ma'am the missus.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

Howdy Wang

Howdy Wang; noun
1) when someone messages you an unsolicited penis shot out of the blue (as if saying "hi, here's my wang")

2) when you leave the room and come back to a person with their penis exposed.

3) your name is Wang and people say hi

That guy send me a howdy wang on FB right away.

by TavG June 7, 2018

Howdy Hair

The resurgence of the wavy in the back Mullet hairstyle . Predominantly wore by high school aged fans of Country and Western lifestyle and fashion.

WTF ? Did the rodeo just let out or what ? I've never seen this place packed with dudes all sporting "Howdy Hair"

by Dfdubmountain November 9, 2020

Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____

A perfect imitation of Flowey from Undertale, so your technically new, aren't u? Aren't u? AREN'T U!??!

A random human: Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____
Harrison: Please don't tell me your Flowey
A random human: Your new aren't u?
Harrison: No
A random human: Aren't u??
Harriosn: No
A random human: AREN'T U!??!?!
Harrison: NO
A random human: (pulls gun) Are. U. New
Harrison: *sigh* y e s ¬_¬.

by ezwsesecefecrvefefeve February 9, 2021

Howdy Doody

When you're tongue-punching your partner's chocolate starfish and the tip of your tongue taps the end of a turd.

I was face down in my girl's hind end when suddenly, Howdy Doody!

by QCPhotoPro September 10, 2021