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Bishop Hartley High School

a school that has a shitty education and is only known for recruiting dumb football players with “academic scholarships
“we gave all our academic scholarships to football players
“only at Bishop Hartley High School
by cümräg September 4, 2021
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Nina Hartley

A gorgeous blonde haired, blue eyed Jewish lady over the age of 45. Her namesake is a famous porn star, pioneer MILF and now GILF phenom still going strong!
Mrs Green, passing by: Hi Jody *smiles*
Jody waves and blushes.

Wayne: ..was that?
Jody: Yes.. my piano teacher, Mrs Green.
Wayne: Whoa! Total Nina Hartley! How can you concentrate?
Jody: I can't..

Or as a verb:
Tania: Way to Nina Hartley in front of my friends, grandma. 5 inch heels and a short skirt? You're such a show off! It's obvious you have a crush on Kelly.
by tex_toll6in April 28, 2023
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Hartlepool

Town situated in North East England,
1 Hour South of Newcastle.
Great attractions such as: Historic Quay, Marina, Lawrence, Divvy Sharon..
Moe: This towns a shit hole
Trev: Be gratefull you don't like in Hartlepool.

and

Moe: Isnt Hartlepool were Lawrence is?
Trev: Yes im related to him.
by Moe UK February 22, 2009
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haute dogs

"those little dogs dressed in small, chic,designer duds"

"petite-like pooches with pampered fur, or wearing faux fur"

"a weiner dog in a delicate decorated, designer carrier, designer purse, or fashionable outfit like its owner"

"a dog with the savoir faire unlike other dogs, dressed to the nines, pampered like a person, and fed the finest food."
"Some pets these days are really so oo la la: getting all chic and stuff. They are haute dogs and they don't even know it."

"I have a friend in retail and she got a regular customer who travels, dressed in Burberry and and all her babies decked out with her.It's so much check with HER and the haute dogs sometimes, it's one big blur.

"Sometimes I think these haute dogs get prepped and powdered like babies. One day, like one's gonna escape and run into a rabid pit bull, and realize omg, I gotta face it out of the purse: in the real world!"
by Writah' February 24, 2009
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laugh haute loud

aka lhl

when you laugh at something fashion
masha: "hey did u see donna karen's new clothing lines?"
gisele: "yeah, laugh haute loud"
by Jocelyn Wildenstein June 19, 2008
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The Hartley

This is a term used to describe the act of ripping a chicks tits off with just bare hands, similar to the bobbit, but this fine move should be reserved for only the most skanky of women.

Step 1) Ensure your subject is not aware of the impending maneuver
Step 2) Grasp the tit using the thumb and forefinger. Which hand you use for each breast will depend on whether you execute the maneouver from in front or behind the subject.
Step 3) Pull the tit directly away from the subject's core. A twisting motion can be utilized to loosen the tit in the event you do not have the strength to directly remove the entire handfull of breast.
I gave her The Hartley
by Narc Hartley March 29, 2010
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Gravel hauler

Take a dump on someone's back and make them walk around on there hands and knees
hey jack I took a shit on the neighbor girls back yesterday and made her walk around on all fours like a gravel hauler
by Longdongwilly February 24, 2017
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