Reverse Hand Grenade

Slide your fist into someone's asshole and spread all your fingers out all at once.

Much like the regular hand grenade, but instead of using a vagina, you are using an ass hole.

"Did you hand grenade that chick last night?"
"No, but I did do a reverse hand grenade!"

by muffinhasmypants April 19, 2009

Israeli hand grenade

When a female lies flat on her back naked with her head hanging slightly off the bed and a male places his balls in her mouth while he masturbates facing her torso with his buttocks above her face. Upon ejaculating on her chest, he passes gas in her face simultaneously.

Joe gave his girlfriend an "Israeli hand grenade" before heading home to the gym. She cannot wait until the next Israeli hand grenade comes her way!

by hmm, let me think about it September 21, 2012

Hand Grenade

When wishing to impose justice on a woman, clench the fist as if to punch something. With the fingers of the other hand, slightly part the lips of the woman's vag and thrust the clenched fist deep inside. This is the hand grenade, and is used around the world to evoke a mixture of both pain and pleasure.

Marjory sat on Charles' lap whilst he tenderly stroked her soft blonde hair and nibbled her ear, then *BAM*...he hit her with the 'nade.

by Dom Spooner January 27, 2005

Boise hand grenade

what monkeys in the zoo use for ammunition, often humans will toss one into the fan

He pissed me off so bad I'm gonna hit him with a Boise Hand Grenade!

by jay's idea March 10, 2007

Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face

Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.

by NICK-P November 20, 2009

irish hand grenade

The act of having sex with your own cousin.

Jacob Conklin said "Fuck the cousin rule" and performed an irish hand grenade.

by The_Notorious_Dr_J October 21, 2008

Harvey Hand Grenade

Invented in Harvey, New Brunswick, Canada. A form of foreplay whereby the fist is inserted into the partner's rectum. Once fully inserted past the wrist one attempts to fully open the hand and extend all digits. When performed solo it is referred to as the Harvey High Five.

Due to an increase in medical expenses the Harvey Hand Grenade is now forbidden in all New Brunswick Prisons.

by Noisy as Dry Buggery October 3, 2010