gutterize

to roll only gutter balls while bowling

emily: i suck at bowling
catie: i could see from the way you gutterize

by emilychcatien March 11, 2008

GutterCon

A sad sci-fi/comic book convention that barely happened. No guest speakers you've ever heard of, and a dealer's room like a Goodwill.

Sell all your toys from your mom's basement at next week's GutterCon, taking place in a moldy hotel near an airport.

by mortis fugit May 16, 2014

gutterized

The act of giving someone else continuous innuendo's in attempt to keep their mind in the gutter for ones own satisfaction.

Marki gutterized me all day, and all I can think about is sex, she is such a tease.

by Risonance April 20, 2017

Gutterize

V. To bring a conversation down to its lowest ethical denominator.

Polititicians quickly gutterize the political dialogue.

by themelenorianwordsmith May 11, 2018

Gutterballs

The state one experiences when their mind is roaming, or "in the gutter", which results in a subsequent erection. The lack of release results in Blue Balls, ergo, Gutterballs.

I was thinking about trisha the other day in calc and I got the most painful Gutterballs i've ever had in my life.

by Sticky Steven June 5, 2018

Gutterball

A disappointment or missed opportunity; an effort which leads to complete failure. The term is frequently utilized to infer unconditional defeat, or in describing feelings of resigned, chronic dispair. As in bowling, there can be a prolonged experience of knowing the failure has occurred but take some brief moments to conclude (the ball may roll to the gutter at the top of the lane), and lumber to miss any bowling pins at length.

Manny: ‘What’s with the attitude Moe? You’ve been a regular Mr. Negativity all week’

Moe: ‘Ah Jeez Manny, my life’s one big gutterball’

by Maxbatista May 16, 2019

Guaterican

A short half Mexican half Irish 9 1/2 fingered illegal alien

Steve Berones is a Guaterican

by Flip Washington December 10, 2019