Bell Guness

Bell Guness was known as the Lady Bluebeard she murdered 20 men at her farm house in Indiana to collected their money . She put ads in the news paper looking for would be husbands and when they came over she poisoned them and buried them in her pig pen out back and took all their money they had brought with them. She was found out and killed her children and her maid then burned her farm house down and ran. No one ever knew what happened to her. They also called her a Gibson girl

Bell Guness was a mass murder

by redpillamerican November 23, 2020

Guinness Stew

The beer shit you unleash upon the world after a long night of drinking Guinness on St. Patrick's Day.

Greg: Dude, last night was crazy with all the Guinness and Car Bombs. I unleashed some Guinness Stew at work this morning!
George: Bro, your an idiot!

by G Mo March 18, 2010

Guinness Necktie

The contents of a pint of guinness that did not make it down your throat during a chug (irish car bomb) and ended up down the front of your shirt.

"I don't care how fast you bomb it, if you end up with a guinness necktie, you lose."

by elw31 March 31, 2008

Guinness

The best dog to ever exist. Everytime you feel down or alone she will always come to you and comfort you. Even when she is trying to sleep she will still let you lay with her forever or however long you need her. No animal could ever replace Guinness even if they tried, she is irreplaceable. I love you so much Guinness, you will always be in my heart even when the unfortunate day comes when you won't be here anymore.

Me: Guinness is the best dog anyone could ever have.

by Facadee May 23, 2018

Guinness

A type of Irish liquid which makes you into a superior man. Many locals believe it was brewed by leprechauns the day St. Patrick arrived on the Emerald shores.

Man: I’m feeling down today, a girl just rejected me
Man 2: Don’t worry. Here. *hands him some Guinness*
Man: *drinks, gets bitches, becomes a don*

by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

The Dirty Guinness

To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.

Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.

Boss: Why might that be Paddy?

Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!

Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.

by paddy mc'shay March 4, 2011

guinness to finish

Ending a long night by drinking a Guinness.

Hey man, it's been a long night. Last call is soon. Let's have a Guinness to finish.

by spangbang March 30, 2015