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Groomer

To groom the kids in our life to be:

Accepting of themselves and others.

Autonomous thinkers.

Cognizant of the critical importance of consent.

Believers in the power of faith, hope, and love, with the greatest of these being love.
"Yes, I'm a groomer. At least, I strive to be." author Suzanne DeWitt Hall
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Groomers

A conservative slur in which they use (instrumentally) "The FEAR of child molestation" to persecute their ideological enemies.
Hym "Conservatives like to use the fear of child molestation instrumentally to slander their ideological enemies as 'Groomers.' The implication is that their ideological enemies are 'Pedophile-adjacent' and the accusation is used to persecute and/or control them oppressively. They also relentlessly mock the WOMEN (which is a big no-no for Good men according to Dr Jordan Peterson). By DR-er DISGRACED DR. JORDAN BEELZEBUB PETERSON'S OWN LOGIC conservatives are tyrants who use fear to get what they want and are, therefore, little men who are not right for the job! Which means you should not EVER give them any political power. Because they are tyrants who use fear! The fear of child molestation. By Jordan Peterson's own logic! Hey, Jordan... What's the name of Batman's son? What's the name of the new Robin? And what's MY name? What do people call me? Remember what I said? What do people call me?"
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
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Take my dog to the groomers

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019
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Groomer

Someone who uses power to manipulate and abuse people. Usually children. (Bcope)
Person one: "I heard that you were a groomer... Not cool, man"
Person two: "Shut up and do as I say"
Person one: "Okay"
by oEndxr February 24, 2023
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Groomer

E.g tony logroomer (btw thats rlly rude)
by hxhe.addiq February 2, 2021
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Groomer

shushhh
can you tell daniel to get older tho it's very
hard to look at him and stay composed

= Groomer lol
by Stopgettingthirstyoveryr9s February 14, 2022
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Groomer

Similar or synonym to pedophile.
This word is banned on Reddit. (If you try to use it, your account will have very high chance to get removed.)
Reddit removes every account who uses the word "Groomer".
by Shiine-1 December 13, 2022
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