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Baby Groomer

Novice dog groomers sometimes think of themselves as baby groomers, but hey please don’t Epstein my dog but do express his anal glands.
by Damnit Janet March 24, 2022
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Groomer

shushhh
can you tell daniel to get older tho it's very
hard to look at him and stay composed

= Groomer lol
by Stopgettingthirstyoveryr9s February 14, 2022
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Shit the groomer

This sex is so hard that she involuntarily shits, and the defecation creeps up her pubic hair.
I was banging my girlfriend so hard she shit the groomer. She had crap up all and down her pubic hair.
by The Sleeze Disease November 19, 2025
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Groomer Ivy

San Fransisco band who’s lead singer has grooming and abuse allegations. Alternatively known as “Luna Ivy”.
You’re going to Groomer Ivy? I hear their lead Lees is a weirdo.”
by Jdleon December 7, 2025
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social media groomer

A parent or adult who puts a child on social media for the purpose of exploiting them for their own social media benefit.
That family is a social media groomer, they're posting their kids on social media and coaching them through videos for their own benefit. Have you seen the Costco dad video? He's a social media groomer
by Joejoedinks February 20, 2025
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Groomer

The person you take your pet to when your pet needs a haircut
by Tobyvenom May 26, 2023
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Groomer

Someone who uses power to manipulate and abuse people. Usually children. (Bcope)
Person one: "I heard that you were a groomer... Not cool, man"
Person two: "Shut up and do as I say"
Person one: "Okay"
by oEndxr February 24, 2023
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