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Gronk

A dinosaur utterance as found in Johnny Hart's syndicated comic, B.C.
Cell 1: The Apteryx is standing in front of The Dinosaur. The word bubble over The Apteryx reads, "I am The Apteryx, a wingless bird with hairy feathers."
Cell 2: The word bubble over dinosaur reads, "Gronk".
by winilula January 16, 2009
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gronk

a bum or someone who doesnt have his shit together.
that guys a bit of a gronk
by phatfrankiefiver April 26, 2003
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Gronk

Australian slang for a teenage shit kid. Can be applied to adults too.
"that gronk sauron narc'd on a guy for hacking him"

"those AOL gronks are so lame"
by IRoNGRoN September 19, 2005
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Gronk

British Trainspotter speak for a class 08
diesel electric shunting loco. The BTC commissioned about 1100 of them back in the late 50s and a substantial number are still in traffic.

Gronks are sometimes known as Jockos
1V57 failed just outside Reading and they had to use a Gronk to haul it in out of the way.
by Brucester February 24, 2009
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Gronk

The Scum of Society. Also known as "Deadbeat"
"He's such a gronk"
by FyouCK October 9, 2009
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Gronk'd

To be owned, shown up, or humiliated by an opponent, esp. in American football and other sports.

The founder of this term was Rob Gronkowski, tight end for the New England Patriots. In one football game, he dragged James Laurinaitis, who had tried to tackle him, five yards down the field and across the goal line. Gronk got the touchdown and Laurinaitis was "Gronk'd."

The lesson: never try to tackle Gronk, or you'll get Gronk'd.

See Gronked
Jack: hahaha did you see Troy Polamalu try to tackle Rob Gronkowski?

Ana: haha it looks like Gronk is giving Troy Polamalu a piggy-back ride. Man, that poor guy got seriously Gronk'd.
by El Zo March 20, 2014
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Gronker

He (or she in the most bizzare of cases) who derives sexual pleasure from sniffing saddles. Not to be mistaken for someone obsessed with sniffing shoes, underwear, swimming gear or any upholstry recently occopied by a female - it has to be a saddle! most likely a bicycle or horses saddle. May also be adapted into an insult for a man who is a bit creepy/pervy. Brilliant word altogether!
"dude - that guy over there is sniffing that girls bike saddle and jacking off"

"yeah thats my dad - he's a gronker!!"
by Al Stone June 15, 2008
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