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Grizzlar bear

Half-polar bear
Half-grizzly hybrid

A truly Omnipotent being, evolution to the highest level of creation!
This deity should be conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe

The term omnipotent Grizzlar bear has been used to connote a number of different positions. These positions include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything, i. e. the answer to "can Grizzlar bear do x" is always "yes", regardless of what x may be. However this leads to obvious contradictions and is a view rarely held by humans. Although it can be argued that to try and rationalize Grizzlar bear`s omnipotent power is a vain undertaking, since we cannot ever really understand Grizzlar bear`s power, and is perhaps better to take it on faith.

2. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is logically possible for Grizzlar bear to do.

3. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that Grizzlar bear chooses to do.

4. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is in accord with His own nature (thus, for instance, if it is a logical consequence of Grizzlar bear's nature that what Grizzlar bear speak is truth, then Grizzlar bear is not able to lie).

5. Hold that it is part of Grizzlar bear's nature to be consistent and that it would be inconsistent for Grizzlar bear to go against His own laws unless there were a reason to do so.
"The Grizzlar bear is the work of evolution, and it is without doubt the most omnipotent of all beings on this earth!"

Most Grizzlar bear`s are just 99% omnipotent, leaving them somewhat mortal to gunshots.

It is comon belief that the "Church" is behind the resent assassinations of Grizzlar bear`s, in an effort to delay the coming of the 100% omnipotent Grizzlar bear.
by Fishbourne February 27, 2008
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Grizzly

To describe a good emotional feeling or event
'My weekend was grizzly!'

'oi man, that car is grizzly'
by nonek February 18, 2009
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Grizzly

a type of smokeless tobacco that is reasonably priced with a decently high nicotine content that will knock you on your ass if you aren't use to dipping.
guy 1 : Man, the last time i dipped Grizzly, my head got all spinny, i broke out into a cold sweat and nearly puked!

guy 2: don't take such large pinches then, maybe your body can't handle the nicotine, work your way up to grizzly and build up a tolerance for it!

nicotine dip
by Pyro453 March 30, 2010
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Grizabella

An lesbian woman who likes younger lesbian women. A lesbian cougar.
She is a Grizabella because she only hits on ladies who are at least 10 years younger.
by M Franks December 27, 2011
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grizzly

adj. cooler than cool, hotter than hot, possessing a quality of complete and utter awesomeness
We are so grizzly!
by You_Know_Who_It_Is November 21, 2009
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Catch Me On My Grizzly

Catch me on top of my business doing what I have to do with extra attitude
I'm up late writing programs in Etcheverry...catch me on my grizzly.
by kfabnleidub February 24, 2010
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good news grizzlies

a better-than-expected outcome. a fortunate situation. the opposite of bad news bears.
"i found ten dollars on the sidewalk, it was such good news grizzlies."
by cw1073 December 10, 2008
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