Riding the Griffin

Masturbation.

From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.

Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.

(no reply)

Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.

by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009

Soft-Grifting

Softening your real views, on social media, in order to pander to a broader audience for money making purposes.

Jimmy D does “soft-grifting” on his podcast. He peddles a few of his milder progressive views, but he mostly takes hard right political stances because that is where the audience and the money is.

by Adam8909x June 18, 2022

giftgasm

The excited orgasm-like expression one gets upon opening a present; often used in the context of faking it.

I got the ugliest magenta sweater from my aunt, but the whole family's there at the party so I had to fake a giftgasm.

by H.C. S. June 16, 2008

giftb

Abbreviation for Grub It From The Back. Generally used to describe the act of oral sex on a female in the doggy style position. Commonly associated with women who are posteriorely endowed. If a chick has a bony ass and you GIFTB, you could get a black eye.

Also used in hashtag form on Twitter or IG pics denoting a desire to perform such act on the woman depicted.

Example: @ibellaan #GIFTB

Example: "Oh man, that chick has a fat ass... I'd grub that from the back!"

by Okjosue May 22, 2014

The Downhill Gifter

"The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone oral sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their feet 2. Then extend your arms fully behind you 3. Then lift upward 4. You should now be resembling a "Downhill Ski Position"

A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to get her boyfriend for his birthday... "Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can't afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does work really hard everyday... And every guy likes to get oral sex... Hmm..."... When the Birthday Boy comes home from work, he finds his girlfriend standing in the living room wearing a full ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter

by Maryjane* February 6, 2014

National Give your Girlfriend a Gift Day

Give the loved one of yours a gift!! October 24th is National Give Your Girlfriend a Gift Day.

Find something to give to her and appreciate the moment. National Give your girlfriend a gift day.

by jacob-ganes October 23, 2019

grifty

Shady, of suspicious character, untrustworthy

The guy who owns that shop is really grifty. I think his business is a front for illegal activity.

by T.M. Mann August 18, 2007