Similar to a Cougar or Bengal, a GREYHOUND is a woman aged 60-69 who seeks sex from younger men. While a Cougar is the same but aged 30-49. The breakdown of women chasing younger men is like this:
18-29 = THOT (or school teacher pedophile)
30-49 = Cougar
50-59 = Bengal
60-69 = Greyhound
70+ = oh dear gawd, let us not imagine it...
18-29 = THOT (or school teacher pedophile)
30-49 = Cougar
50-59 = Bengal
60-69 = Greyhound
70+ = oh dear gawd, let us not imagine it...
Nancy was such a hoe through her 40s because she loved male attention. Now that she's 60, instead of accepting the fact that her attractive days are long gone, she's gone full GREYHOUND and chases every younger man for the chance of being filled and thrilled once again.
by Felonious Gru February 24, 2019
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Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!
by Larry and Rex and Benny July 29, 2018
Get the Greyhound Racer mug.A bunch of mad eshay lads known as "greyhounds" are recognized for their dedication in plugging toilets, chucking fat burnouts in cars, and getting back to back to back wins. Some are extremely good at the video game and live in a crusty basement without being fed for 4-21 weeks. They love a good chin tickle and would die for a toe massage. If your not careful, they will kiss you right on the MOUTH. (no homo)
by GreyhoundChinTickler September 20, 2018
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"Dude, are you flying to Cancun with us? It'll be great!" "Nah, I can't. I got Greyhounded by the airline when I threw that drink at the flight attendant during Spring Break."
by Dugley May 25, 2021
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I don’t care where fares are expensive, I’m taking Amtrak and airlines every day than greyhound. Greyhound staff are very unkind and treats you like an asshole. And there is some type of drama riding their buses all the time, And its brings you at your destination later than Amtrak.
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Hawk 1: “Hey have you been to a Marmaduke Greyhounds game yet this year”
Hawk 2:“Aw heck nah man I’d rather gouge my eyes out”
Hawk 2:“Aw heck nah man I’d rather gouge my eyes out”
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