perfumed greyhound

An elderly yet fashionable gentleman with a penchant for excessive cologne use.

The old man down the road is a bit of a perfumed greyhound. He needs to cut down on his use of Brut.

by Diggedy Dogg March 9, 2017

Greyhound

Metaphorically running headlong towards some objective; like a greyhound in a race.

When a colleague left his job, I knew it was the perfect opportunity to greyhound into learning something new.

by AnonForTheJokes March 11, 2020

Greyhound Challenge

A punishment in which you are given a one-way bus ticket to any city in a 5-hour radius by your friends. They do not allow you to have a phone, money, or sources of entertainment. You are only given an envelope of tasks to complete in the city. Upon completion, you may return home (somehow).

Mike just lost his fantasy football league so now he has to do the Greyhound Challenge.

by anonymis3959572 December 14, 2022

Italian Greyhound

When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.

Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !

by Ham_Samich July 20, 2022

Greyhounded

To be placed on a "no-fly list" by an airline for unruly or drunken behavior. Also known as "bus-listed".

"Dude, are you flying to Cancun with us? It'll be great!" "Nah, I can't. I got Greyhounded by the airline when I threw that drink at the flight attendant during Spring Break."

by Dugley May 25, 2021

Greyhound

A bus system in the US that treats passengers like trash with bad staff (like mean bus drivers) and usually have drama on the bus and/or station. Unrelated to the cute greyhound dog

I don’t care where fares are expensive, I’m taking Amtrak and airlines every day than greyhound. Greyhound staff are very unkind and treats you like an asshole. And there is some type of drama riding their buses all the time, And its brings you at your destination later than Amtrak.

by EMD F59PHI October 30, 2024

Marmaduke Greyhounds

The Washington Wizards of 2A basketball

Hawk 1: “Hey have you been to a Marmaduke Greyhounds game yet this year”
Hawk 2:“Aw heck nah man I’d rather gouge my eyes out”

by Bronny4MVP November 22, 2024