gorp

Testicles of an elderly man. Metaphorically refers to dried nuts.

That old perv' got his gorp smashed by Rochelle's knee.

by Alexi.e November 12, 2021

Gorping

The act of gooning while in a state of awe. More commonly known as shock gooning.

Yo, I was scrolling through instagram reels gooning, and I saw the most foul thing that got me bricked, so I started gorping.

by Flickerjelqer November 27, 2024

Geep Gorp

A foolish, clueless person who consistently makes poor decisions or acts absurdly without realising it.

Person 1: "Can you believe I spilled my drink again?"
Person 2: "Of course you did, you fucking geep gorp."

by That Hoe Brenda November 27, 2024

Gorp

a sound, often made by dogs as a panic response, typically while falling. It is a sudden spasm of the vocal chords, and is not often made by a dog.

'Gorp!", I exclaimed, while falling.

by urdadsgf44 January 7, 2025

Gorp curse

Two people get cursed together, once the curse starts it never ends. Once a year on a random date you are forced to jump op the belly of a deceased pregnant woman while the other lays with his mouth opended wide in front of the vagina of the deceased pregnant woman in question. This process is called gorping. You decide the roles by doing rock-paper-scissors for who will lay down with his mouth opened or will preceed to jump on the belly.

After meeting that nasty witch im forever doomed with the gorp curse!

by anonymous July 10, 2025

Gorping It

When someone says something so OUTRAGEOUSLY stupid you can't find a proper word for it.

Alex: The sun is WHITE not YELLOW! My teacher is so dumb

Jay: are you Gorping it right now?

by NovaKrow November 4, 2025

Gorp

Gorp (verb): To mark an individual's skin up with an indelible marker (e.g., sharpie), mainly on the face and/or arms, but may involve the trunk of the body and legs in extreme circumstances. A form of hazing-like behavior popular in high schools in the mid-1960s and early 1970s.

Gorp, gorping, gorped

Remember the time you fell asleep on the team bus and we gorped you? It took weeks for you to finally scrub those all those flowers off your face!

by KMA22 December 22, 2025