goose

To stick something up someone's butt, such as a remote control, a hand or even a broomstick.

Every night I goose James Klein, and he begs for more.

by g00s3 March 13, 2009

goose

Someone who is silly; or did something silly.

Person 1: Today I accidentally called my teacher Mom.
Person 2: lol you goose!

by aura c. May 28, 2007

goose

Pronounced ‘goo-s’. a gorgeous creation that should be protected and worshiped by all of man kind.

“omg it’s goose wkishwjqidjnskdfh’

by teaandbiscuits174 January 19, 2019

Goose

A very annoying thing

(_*_)>
Its a goose!

by LAUGH HARDER May 7, 2020

Goose

An angry bird that attacks people because it can

Bob: I got attacked by a Goose

Jhon: I know right? They are such jerks

by Glitchy_bubbles March 30, 2021

goose

a fucking disgrace

fuck this goose

by ducklett July 12, 2021

Goose

A goose that can steal literally ANY object that you are holding and you can't kill him.

Guy 1: Hey there, Guy 2! How is your day today?

Guy 2: Terrible. That damn goose stole my sandwich and threw it in the fucking water! He didn't even eat it!

by AlienMan33 November 27, 2019