Gooner

One that is chronically addicted to pornography and will masturbate to it all day long.

Examples of gooners: Owen Crummey, Fiontan Lagan, Cassan Mckee, Evan Copeland, Ethan Travers, Gracie Bingham, Martin Travers (to his pigeons), Aidan Scallon, Jamie Murney and David jones.

Ethan travers is a gooner, he goons to kids

by Manus craig December 9, 2023

Desktop Gooner

A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.

Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.

by ppbob February 27, 2025

Gooner Pain

When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.

Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!

by Valmerito September 11, 2024

Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers and nursing spewers in Helldivers II.

"Ah fuck, I got gooned on by a gooner"

by GrandAutismo131 March 26, 2024

gooner

A musty man that is apart of a drug friend group.

The gooner just sold me drugs.

by oliver sims October 7, 2022

Gooner Game

A game that oversexualizes their characters and their fanbase generally consists of gooners.

"Hey have you seen the new game Zenless Zone Zero?"
"Nah man thats a gooner game i aint playing that gay shit"

by Ashton<3 January 5, 2025

chino moreno gooner

a person who goons to the frontman of deftones, chino moreno.

yea d1gtqlbath from tiktok is a chino moreno gooner!

by umirayu June 23, 2025