gobbly goop

Any sort of nonsensical business pertaining to being random and such.

Shelby: "Kris what are ya gonna do about that empty space in yer paintin'?"
Kris: "Eh, Ms. Frels wants us to fill all the space so i'll probably just fill it with a bunch of gobbly goop and call it good"

by Rabbledabble6969 November 16, 2011

dog gobbling

deep throating corn dogs in preparation to a pride fest

I can't wait for the parade to start." "Say!!!" "Lets go to the food court and do some dog gobbling to get loosened up."

by havalaf October 07, 2009

Hop and Gobble

A term used to describe the sexual act of a woman having intercource on top and finshing the job with a hummer just before the man is about to cum.

I thought I was in love. But, I knew it when she gave me the Hop and Gobble.

by Demian June 16, 2004

Slobber Gobble

to vigorously perform oral sexual acts on a male using vast amounts of saliva and also going deep enough to induce choking and related traumatic noises from the performing party.

Tina- "I don't just suck cock, I can give a mean slobber gobble"
Larry; "pull dem trousers down, I wanna slobber gobble that shit"

by T-O-Double August 24, 2009

gobble neck

The hideous flap of skin that hangs from some old people's necks.

Strom Thurmond had a fine gobble neck.

by funk_knuckle June 10, 2004

Butt gobble

To "butt gobble" or butt gobbling is the act of spreading your partner's ass cheeks to reveal their anus. The one spreading the cheeks then proceeds to lick and nibble the presented hole in an aggressive manner. After an extended period of tongue-punching the fartbox, your partner's ass sphincter will relax and methane gas will pour out of the gates. The lucky butt spreader will then have the pleasure of gobbling the highly concentrated dose of grade A smug.

Meat Castle #1: Will you allow me the pleasure of appeasing the Gods by letting me Butt gobble you?

Meat Castle #2: Sure, I'll post up on this chair so you'll have the best plan of attack.

*20 minutes later*

Meat Castle #2: Nice butt gobbling, I'm ready to blow!

Meat Castle #1: Thanks for letting dine on your turd cloud.

by SteveCoreyFoRealz November 10, 2013

Gobble The Wiener

Sexual act usually participated after Thanksgiving dinner.

"Sue made a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner. You should've tried the turkey. Afterwards, She took me in the back room and played a game of Gobble the Wiener."

by chopzila February 16, 2010