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Something you serve to people who talk shit. Sometimes it is something you serve before a can of whup or whoop ass(which ever you prefer.)
You talk a lot of shit, how about a nice cold glass of shut the hell up. If you keep it, I'll open up a can of whoop ass.
by gregg francois June 11, 2006
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Commonly misinterpreted as being a proverb warning against hypocrisy. This is incorrect.

The actual meaning is closer to that of "if you can't take it, don't dish it out".

if you are a type of person who is easily offended, do not go around offending people unless you can handle being offended yourself.
Person A - Katie is such a bitch. All I did was say she was a little bit fat, and she's going around calling me a stupid cow behind my back!

Person B - People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
by Dhalphir October 27, 2011
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Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).
"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"
by Azi0056 February 17, 2019
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a comment you make when someone makes a statement that embarrasses or annoys you and you want them to leave you alone
While out skateboarding you fall and your friends start laughing at you because you missed your trick you shout back at them how about "a big warm glass of shut the hell up" and you try it man.
by wattawatta October 10, 2008
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Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket
by ninuzzu April 14, 2015
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Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.
Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."
by Bob Sider August 17, 2006
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Tall glass of STFU

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The STFU frase is used to imply that you need to shut up because your actions or your words are biting you in the ass and making you look like a fool. The tall glass compares to a tall glass of beer/wine meaning a big amount. #calm down
Taylor Swift is announced at the 2009 VMA's.

Kanye rushes to the stage in the middle of her speech to let the world know that Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time.

Kanye, that was beyond rude, you look like an ass for doing that. You need to go back to your seat and drink a tall glass of STFU.
by InfinityPrincess19 December 17, 2018
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