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Geometry

The subject that some intelligent dumbfuck decided to implement into the math system as a way to destroy our grades, and to torture our mental state of mind.
Boy 1: Dude I fucking hate that subject in room 204!!
Boy 2: You mean geometry? Yeah that’s the worst fucking subject ever. Whoever decided to implemented that into the math system must be a stupid fucking asshole.
by InPoteex877 November 1, 2019
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Geometry

An absolute waste of your fucking time in school. After you graduate collage or something, why the fuck would you need to know how to measure the Earth?

(Geo=Earth, Metry=measurement, therefore, Geo+Metry= Measurement of the Earth)

Just why the hell do you need to know this shit if you want to be Bill Gates somebody tell me that!
Bob: Ugh, I fucking hate school!
Me: Why? I like school! Only thing is that fucked up math homework every teacher likes to torture kids with! Especially Geometry! God I fucking hate geometry so God damn much!
Bob: Stop bragging about what any normal kid knows you dumbass.
by AffectedMind March 8, 2020
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Geometry Dash World

Geometry Dash World is a game that was used to sneak peek update 2.1 for Geometry Dash, it was a free game, had 10 levels and there is a world that has "Coming Soon!" but that is a LIE, A BIG LIE, NO ROBTOP GAME OTHER THAN GEOMETRY DASH GETS UPDATED (i think)
dude ur brain is evolving slower than geometry dash world gets updated
by Ivory in Downtown October 8, 2021
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Geometry Dash your mom

Some joke that a kid in my class made, and the whole class blew up because it was fuckin "hilarious"
Me: *roasts kid about geometry dash*
Kid: "Geometry Dash your mom"
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
by bzbbaybwufey hb9y May 6, 2022
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Geometry dash player

Another way of saying “No friends” or “virgin “

Geometry dash players will generally have at least 5 broken mouses do to clicking their mice very hard as well as a broken monitors due to rage.
Another way of saying “No friends” or “virgin “

Geometry dash players will generally have at least 5 broken mouses do to clicking their mice very hard as well as a broken monitors due to rage. Person: Hey, do you want to go out?

Gd player: I play geometry dash.

Person: Never mind ew.
by Cookiekoneko June 20, 2023
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Geometrically Dashing

"I am currently Geometrically Dashing"
by JtheNinja7 July 5, 2023
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Trumpian Geometry

A postmodern form of geometry that promotes flawed thinking, where the correctness of a proof is relative—for example, in a geometric figure, if an angle looks right, then it is unquestionably taken to be ninety degrees; or if a line segment appears straight, then there is no reason to doubt otherwise.
Trumpian Geometry seems to exhibit the pattern of assumption-intimidation-conclusion, where answers to geometric problems are countries-dependent—for example, the answers to most questions when solved in Russia, Saudi Arabia, and North Korea are the same, but are situationally different elsewhere.
by MathPlus September 19, 2020
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