Geoff Collins

A Government official who was the execution target of one Al Shizaba and his notorious terrorist gang. However other than that one specific occasion he is quite a bore, he may have poked Francesco Shontally in the eye that one time but he really isn't all that interesting.
That Geoff Collins guy is such a drag.
by DaMightyNose July 21, 2022
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Geoff

To make things worse than it already is
Another term for fuck
James, don’t geoff this up.
by Sweetcirx November 18, 2020
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moist geoff

A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.
Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.
by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013
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Geoff

A very cute boy. He has this super cute smile that makes you smile too. Eye contact with him would make any girls heart flutter! He’s just a boy who I’m deeply Fallen inluvv with yep he’s Geoff the boy and man of my dreams. He’s super loyal and has a good heart. If ever you have someone like him dont ever let him go! For he is a great loss...
by Ambrecious January 31, 2020
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Geoff

A fantabulous human with many skills. He is a very important human. If you ever get hold of a geoff its probably lucky cause there is only one of him.
He can put a smile on any llamas face.
Treasure your GEOFF.
Geoff is great friends with everyone and has great friends.
Leandro is his friend and together they will take over america.
Most geoffs live in Australia though.
by ElDickhead April 22, 2018
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Geoff

Geoff is the creator of the best song ever "Brazil"
Geoff Is better than mitski
Geoff is the second coolest name (other than Johan)
"oh man I love Brazil, that dude Geoff is as genius!"
by Orgoborgo June 14, 2022
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Geoff

Geoff is the stupid little brother of Jeff who is always following him and screaming "MY NAME E GEOFF" at the top his lungs.
Jeff: It's so sad that grandpa is dead
Geoff: MY NAME E GEOFF
Jeff: You should be the one in that grave
by Jeff with a dead grandpa February 23, 2018
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