Gauche

The hair on a dogs cock after the lipstick has been withdrawn.

Some may say that after Chris Evans has had his fill of he-nut butter he likes to amuse his corgi by plaiting its gauche

by Jonny and Pete and liam girth June 19, 2008

gauges

a streched piercing, manily the ear loabs.

i have 1" gauges in my ears

by cameron lyman January 4, 2008

gauge

Any type of shotgun.

shortened from 20Gauge, 12gauge, etc.

"Yo Clarence, you grab the gauge, I got my Zig on me, lets take those punkass motherfuckers!"

by Clarence Whorley May 23, 2003

Gauge Queen

Noun- A person who is either obsessed with stretching their piercings, or with showing off their stretched holes.

More new plugs?! You are such a Gauge Queen!

by 9648 February 10, 2013

Gauge

A very short chubby man, he likes ass and doesn’t take shit from nobody

“Oh my god! Is that Gauge?!”

by TittieBitch September 12, 2019

gauge

A word that describes the act of stretching a piercing.

1.How long did it take you to gauge your ears.
2.I think I'm going to gauge my ears today.

by Big Ross CHS June 23, 2003

Gaugh Dangit

Shows emotion could be good, bad, mad, sad, sexy, etc.

"Gaugh dangit i'm pissed!", "Gaugh dangit girl you are fine.", "Gaugh dangit I can't believe shes/hes gone.", "Gaugh dangit that guy cut me off!"

by slang maker December 7, 2009