free gaff

Crazy party that is held when some1s parents go out of town and every1 comes over and drinks themselves in2 stupors!!

Hey my parents are going away to seychelles tomorrow lets have a free gaff!!

by Robert O'Connell-Kilroy August 29, 2005

gaff off

To ignore a person / task.
Where it comes from: A gaff is a long pole with a hook on the end used to land fish or to keep them away (like a shark, for example).

"I'm going to gaff off visiting my grandmother this weekend."
"I was supposed to meet Britney at the movies tonight, but I gaffed her off."

by PaddyNT April 19, 2006

goofs and gaffs

silly ahh goofy action

i fucked your mom for goofs and gaffs

by edrsta November 14, 2022

Gaff basket

Balcony in a gaff

Standing in the gaff basket

by Gaff lover June 24, 2018

Bender gaff

Spontaneous house party involving a large amount of class A drugs.

Went to James's for a few beers but it turned into a right bender gaff.

by Shallowbeing November 22, 2019

jd gaff

A verb or adjective to describe the human emotional feeling of "Just don't give a flying fuck", fed up, can't take anymore, could not possibly care less, and please get out of here now.

Sometimes describes physical pain.

I did not show up for work today because I am so burnt out I'm jd gaff!

Even Katie's love goes jdgaff every several weeks.

by Kerry Lemay November 10, 2008

gaff tape

A potenialy life saving substance, very expensive, but very usefull.

-Oh no! That big heavy luma is going to fall on georges head!

-No problem, its being held to the electric with gaff tape.

by radicaledward July 10, 2004