A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!
by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017
Get the Guinea pig mug.The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.
by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023
Get the Peruvian guinea pig mug.by Jelange222 July 28, 2014
Get the Guinea Pig mug.by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 December 26, 2023
Get the Guinea pig mug.by MisaPumpkin January 28, 2025
Get the guinea pig mug.basically a series/collection of japanese gore movies. All containing blood, mutilation, murder, and torture. I do not recommend watching it, it is very graphic and contains lots and lots of gore. You have been warned (there are 6 movies in there)
person 1: Have you seen the guinea pig movies? That is some sick stuff
person 2: Yeah.. Yikes, that was really bad
person 1: Agreed..
person 2: Yeah.. Yikes, that was really bad
person 1: Agreed..
by slay queen girlboss fr October 28, 2022
Get the guinea pig mug.A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
Get the Guinea Pig in a Blanket mug.