The fatter and uglier friend of a grenade. Often brought along to make the grenade feel that she is not the ugliest girl at a party. The main purposes of the grenade launcher is to cockblock, instill fear, provide backup in a fight and to purposely rile up the grenade into exploding the chances of sex for everybody. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Its bad enough that this cutie brought a grenade with her, but this chick also brought a god damn grenade launcher as well. I personally try to avoid grenade launchers, at all cost. Not worth getting my GTL on for. At all.
by jinful February 26, 2010
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1. a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are
2. what occurs when you have feelings for someone that are so extreme, and you describe them, but the other person doesn't feel the same way... at all.
2. what occurs when you have feelings for someone that are so extreme, and you describe them, but the other person doesn't feel the same way... at all.
by domokun December 11, 2004
Get the delusions of grandeur mug.An extremely bad break up that could become violent. Shit hit's the fan like someone tossed a grenade in a crowded elevator, always involving insults, drama and screaming.
After this type of break up there is never a chance of getting back together only a slight chance of future hate sex. You will always despise your ex after this.
After this type of break up there is never a chance of getting back together only a slight chance of future hate sex. You will always despise your ex after this.
Boyfriend: "I hate you and never want to see you again you psycho whore.. were finished!!!"
Girlfriend: "I never want to see you again either douche bag, I'm getting laid tonight by another guy don't you worry!!"
Boyfriend: "Been there done that... I'll be smashing two skanks by midnight, peace out!"
Girlfriend: "You sucked in bed anyways and best of luck with your twizzler dick"
Mutual Friend of Both: "Damn did you hear what happen to them... total grenade break up"
Girlfriend: "I never want to see you again either douche bag, I'm getting laid tonight by another guy don't you worry!!"
Boyfriend: "Been there done that... I'll be smashing two skanks by midnight, peace out!"
Girlfriend: "You sucked in bed anyways and best of luck with your twizzler dick"
Mutual Friend of Both: "Damn did you hear what happen to them... total grenade break up"
by Chris Waltham December 31, 2010
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by Penith Pumpah March 1, 2007
Get the hippie grenade mug.In a similar mould to the dutch oven, but the air biscuit is caught in the hand, which is then used to transport the pungent aroma as close as possible to the victim's nostrils before it is opened.
by TLO Smudge May 11, 2004
Get the dutch hand grenade mug.Hot chicks always hang out in groups. There is always one she-beast in a group of hot chicks. That's the grenade. The grenade's job is to cock block for her hot friends... if the grenade ain't gettin love, the hot chicks ain't either!
by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004
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