Bus Graduate Degree

A drivers license.

My friend is a senior in High School and still rides the bus home. Someone get him a bus graduate degree.

by sweatyanddisgusting September 6, 2023

graduation speech accent

Obnoxious cadence/tone high schoolers use when giving an cliche graduation speech.

Speaker: As our class survived through such unprecedented times...
Person: Man I hate kids with the graduation speech accent

by RedditAdmin June 13, 2024

Honors PE graduate

Alumni of the Honors PE course. After they have completed Honors PE, they are likely to continue their training at gyms such as Planet Fitness. It is their life’s goal to go to gym everyday. If seen by the normal eye they may be described as “odd” or “weird”, but to the eyes of the gods, they have the embodiment of Sisyphus. Some alumni train for different reasons. Some train for inter-galactic olympics, some just for fun, and others to stop catastrophic events

“Why is that guy using a bowling ball as a kickball?”

“Dunno, must be an Honors PE graduate”

by clekken November 18, 2022

graduation purgatory

The period of time between the culmination your final semester and your graduation where you're required to make crucial decisions which decide how your life is gonna turn out.

Dude, watcha gonna do during your graduation purgatory?

Thinkin about takin a road trip and gettin laid bro...

by vij_29 September 23, 2011

But He Made Graduation

After Ye, formerly Kanye West, started becoming an absolute asshole, people who defended him said the phrase 'But He Made Graduation'

'But He Made Graduation', I shouted as they dragged me into the white room.

by COULDN'TBEME April 11, 2025

rainbow graduation

When all late graduates from diffrent schools have one big delayed graduation.

Sophia: I failed my senior English class and so I had to go to summer school…
Cole: Hey, I got held back so we’re in the same boat! Your dumbass can join the rainbow graduation party!!

by tsolgirl November 29, 2024

Graduation cheese

When you leave a container of milk in your locker at the start of the school year and open it the day before you graduate.

Person 1: What's that smell?
Person 2: Oh, that's just my graduation cheese.

by SCIENCEMAN200 February 23, 2022