by g00s3 March 13, 2009

by aura c. May 28, 2007

Guy 1: Hey there, Guy 2! How is your day today?
Guy 2: Terrible. That damn goose stole my sandwich and threw it in the fucking water! He didn't even eat it!
Guy 2: Terrible. That damn goose stole my sandwich and threw it in the fucking water! He didn't even eat it!
by AlienMan33 November 27, 2019

- goose it -
Verb: to goose
: goosing is the act of turning up a volume nob, typically all the way up.
Verb: to goose
: goosing is the act of turning up a volume nob, typically all the way up.
1 - “should I turn up the amp?”
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*
*fire*
*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”
And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*
*fire*
*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”
And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.
by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 19, 2023

An angry bird that attacks people because it can
by Glitchy_bubbles March 30, 2021
