gooey knuckle

Male equivalent to the females sticky finger. It is when a male masturbates and ejaculates his man goo on his own knuckle.

Bro the other day I was beating it and had a serious case of the gooey knuckle.

by Trent Hatcher December 04, 2017

Gooey Trumpet

When you fart and cum at the same time

me and amber were going at it so hard that i blew the gooey trumpet

by jayareaye March 12, 2014

Double Gooey

Double Gooey is the result of a Double Penetration where both guys have deposited cum into the woman. She subsequently has cum oozing out of both holes.

Mary got fucked by Tom and Jerry, now she has a Double Gooey situation!

by UnrulyBastard March 08, 2010

afghan gooey

the greatest weed you will ever smoke.

pretty much any type of pure dank, with traces of psilocybin (shrooms) on it.

last halloween, me nick cody and seth smoked a half ounce of afghan gooey and ended up trick-or-treating the same house 12 times, then we went to the lake and i thought fish were flying out of it. i turned to cody and his face melted off and turned into pool of lava, and none of us could stop laughing.

by krevin May 21, 2007

Gooey Smore

A chick shits and it sits in her crack then you jack off on the shit in her crack and then you squeeze her cheeks together to mix it and then you eat it

Dude.......that guy just gave that girl a gooey smore

by Trallas and Harry-son March 01, 2010

gooey balls

yummy gooey hash browns. extra chocolatey and melt-in-your-mouthy.
in other words, delicious.

Last night I had some pretty good gooey balls at Bob's house.

by pi[e]. Shane. April 16, 2006

gooey kablooie

The result of trying too forcefully to release a fart: a spatter of shit in your pants. Also referred to as a GK. The term is derived from a story read to Calvin by his dad in Calvin and Hobbes.

"Wow Robbie, in trying to impress us with a nice loud fart, you shat in your pants! Gooey kablooie!"

"Last Saturday I tried to fart but GKed instead."

by taybeans jr. May 24, 2008