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Glen Quagmire

Very epic character from animated sitcom family guy from 2003. he loves sexual assaulting children and women.
Omg did you here that Gen Quagmire got sentenced to life imprisonment for 8 terrerbites of child pornography on his alienware gaming laptop. Also nice nice sweggs brother i forgot to mension.
by JohnTonks January 14, 2020
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Glen Benton

Glen Benton is some sick pwnage d00d from the band 'DEICIDE' and they play death metalz and dehy pwnnn!!!!! j0000000!!1eleven. Glen Benton plays bass guitar and sings and btw he PWNZz.
Bob Marley: Hey man...
Me: O hai! What's it like being pwnage and laid back?
Bob Marley: Well you are; aren't you?
Me: Hmm.. suppose... I do wear green/brown... and do need dreadlocks.. oh and I enjoy the works of Beethoven.
Bob Marley: Say. Do you like Deicide?
Me: DEICIDE!!?? FUCK YEHH!!!!!!!
Bob: Yeah man...
Glen Benton: Hey what you guys talking about?
Me and Bob: err nothing
Some randomer sitting by us: You.
by Pseudonym?Hmm could searchhere December 22, 2008
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Glen Rock

Everyone in Glen Rock is insanely hott and fun. They are hilarious and aren't all snobby or pretend or anything. The schools are awesome and it's an awesome hang-out town! We've got awesome stores and everyone knows each other. There are no secrets in Glen Rock. If you have one, don't tell it. There aren't any bad people except for the ones who come from Paterson at night. We have 4 elementary schools, 1 middle school, combined with a high school. We have a really good faculty and the academics are very good as well as fun. The sports are awesome too.
Ridgewood kid: "wow this town has real people not fakes like Ridgewood."
Glen Rock kid: "that's how we do it here in Glen Rock. We're so awesome we don't need to pretend that we are."
by xxxblahBLAHblahxxx January 25, 2011
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glen job

the act of turning a profitable job into a total cluster f.
forgetting to tighten the wheels on that car really turned it into a glen job.
by fatkidnpgulf March 26, 2009
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glen spellman

one who gets dunked on easily, very unskilled in cod and pong
glen spellman is a soft as butter

OR

I just dunked on glen spellman
by i own room 420 August 26, 2010
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glen blumford

An asshole kid on the bus who talks back to you, and mumbles their name when you ask for it.
You: That's it kid. You're done for. What's your name anyway?
Kid: *mumbles*..en..*mumbles*..ford..
You: Glen Blumford...thats a stupid name.
by GalaxyPlatypus November 11, 2019
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jared glen

A guy who has a big heart and can be very clingy. He has a great smile and amazing smile. He is caring and always willing to loosen up but can also be serious when he needs to. He has a great body and can give you what ever is requested wether it’s sexual or not he’s the perfect guy for you.
by Jeraco2002 April 19, 2018
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