gary

Guy who's accident prone, especially when it comes to his face.

Gary got bit in the face by a dog today.

by grock hampton April 29, 2010

Gary

Oprah's ass hole

And her Gary too.

by brandimariee6 July 25, 2011

Gary

The most handsome man you have ever met in your entire life. He is cute, gorgeous, wonderful and very lovable.

You love him with all your heart because not only does he make you feel amazing he makes you feel like the happiest girl in the world.

I'll always be yours for as long as you want me to be.

I love you Gary.

I love you Gary

by SesbatronMogwai November 10, 2017

gary

The act of relentlessly stalking someone. Despite protests, rejections and legal limitations.

Another use is as a noun to describe stalker like behaviour

"That cat keep coming to our door, he's such a gary"

by Svetlana696 November 21, 2012

Gary

ebonic term for "getting ready"

I was gary to holler at this shorty, but this other cat cock blocked me.

by coupedehille February 20, 2010

gaRy

Adjective: A term used in the place of gay, as so not to offend people of the other persuasion.
ALSO: gaRyness - another adjective form of gaRy
gaRy-ish - for the borderline gaRy situation
gaRyA - the main gaRy ever....

{My little gaRys understand!}

you are a gaRy;
what a gaRy (for a thing);
what a gaRyA (in terms of a person);
proper gaRy
that's a bit gaRy-ish
etc etc

by DJ GaryB October 23, 2006

gary

A man who is clearly gay but chooses to the live a lie and pretend he is straight by marrying a female who is clearly lacking in common sense and social intelligence. She will never admit to her dissatisfaction with their virtually non-existent sex life and continuously praise his fantastic interior decorating capability and revel in his commensurate passion for musicals.

You know this guy...we all know this guy, or at least his wife and we just aren't telling her dumb ass. "Oh that's her husband?! I thought for sure he was gay. What a gary!"

by jama fo rama April 01, 2009