Funiture

Funiture is furniture that is fun

dang man that's some Funiture

by NWfuryYT November 15, 2017

Furniture store

The only retail establishment that starts out in bankruptcy. Within 30 days of opening, there will be a teenager standing roadside in front of the furniture store holding a sign that states they are having a “going out of business sale” and all furniture must go, prices up to 70% off.

Hey Jim, I’m heading out to look at leather couches at that new furniture store on Route 1. Is that kid out front yet holding the going out of business sale, or has it not been 30 days yet?

by Grant Rampus November 11, 2019

Furniture

A meat product that you eat.

Example: Yum I love to eat this furniture

by Thediction July 21, 2020

Outdoor furniture

Outdoor furniture is used when referring to a females naked breasts. Often used in conjunction with indoor furniture, referring to pussy.

"I spilled all over her outdoor furniture" (I came all over her chest)

"Her outdoor furniture was very natural"

"She definitely replaced the outdoor furniture. This new set is rock hard" (she got a boob job and now her tits a hard.

by MattMastaP June 12, 2015

Build furniture

Fucking.

I went to Puck’s house to build furniture

by Puck Moonen January 31, 2020

Movin’ Furniture

When a dude is bent over a couch and getting ass ponded so hard, the couch gets moved around the room, along with any other furniture in the way

Tito: Lynch hurt his back and isn’t going to play frisbee golf?
John: How’d he do that?
Tito: His boyfriend was pounding him so hard it knocked something loose.
Lynch: Ya, he moved my couch from one side of the house to the other. He was really movin’ furniture.

-The names have been changed to protect the victims.

by T-rash May 12, 2022

Arizona furniture treatment

Verb: to leave something in the middle of the road, on a highway to get hit by a car.

"we gave our old dog sparky the Arizona furniture treatment"

by goodisfed December 17, 2022