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Fornicatastrophe

(for/nik/a/tast/trophy)
During fornication an event that ranges from extreme misfortune to utter ruin; absolute failure associated with fornication. also applies to situations immediately preceding or following fornication.
kyle was anal fucking his girlfriend on the couch at her parents house. A fornicatastrophe occured when he pulled out, because she shit all over the clean white couch. Her parents returned 2 hours later.
by Georgian February 22, 2009
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fornie

the object of a fornicator's fornication.

analogous to the positions of employers in relation to employees.

i.e., fornie is to fornication as employee is to employment

simply put, a former (or current) fuck buddy.
Thing 1: i ran into jessie last nite
Thing 2: who?
Thing 1: jessie, that old fornie i used to bang back in austin
Thing 2: ohhhhhh...how's she lookin now?
Thing 1: like living plastic... she went and got the cali treatment.
Thing 2: bummer...
Thing 1: indeed.
by AlexParkerEmcee May 9, 2009
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Serial Fornicator

A serial fornicator is someone who has sex regularly with multiple or random partners.
by Lady Raye September 23, 2009
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fornicating

We had a great fornicating session. She showed me her pussy and I just slammed that shit.
by Zo101 February 12, 2014
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gun furniture

The term gun furniture is used more often for AR-type weapons but also to a lesser extent other rifles and handguns this term refers parts which affect the way the firearm is held and supported. The pistol grip, stock, and handguard are all considered part of the furniture. This does not include accessories like scopes, lights etc.
I made some upgrades to my AR-15 with some new gun furniture; I'm a fan of the wood so I got some nice custom matching rosewood furniture.
by J_Han February 20, 2018
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Fernie

a cock that is more than 13 inches long
wow parker, your fernie is AMAZING!
by sSTUu January 20, 2009
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Fornicologist

To study the act of fornication, or sex. Includes any off type of sexual experiences, i.e. Blow jobs, dirty sanchez's, or masturbation.
When I grow up, I would like to become a fornicologist.
by Toni-Lee July 16, 2008
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