flaming fudge packer

a person who shits in a bag, lights it on fire, leaves it as a present on a doorstep.

by pollin July 13, 2003

Fudge-packer

See author named Si

Yes, his name is Mike and he loves himself.

by Hey Seuss! January 20, 2005

fudge packer

(noun) Someone who is has a body fat content considerably above average. It complements the phrase "chewin toffee" which describes a fat person's buttocks as he/she walks. Usually a female as they tend to have more fat on their buttocks.

Check that fudge packer, her arse is chewin toffee.

by cherylswrong February 25, 2011

Fudge-Packer

usually also someone who is a Chanh

Most gay men also suck Dingos

by Tyler April 1, 2004

Fudge Packer Backer

A defender of fudge packers due to their association with said Fudge Packer Backer's university. A FPB is easily identified by spouting comments such as " Oh, he would never do that", "What, I read the grand jury report, there was no anal penetration seen" etc. Fudge Packer Backers put public image or perception above all else, even over the well-being of the victims.

Yo, I just got State College, PA. The place was crawling with with Fudge Packer Backers. Dead-enders all, hell they wouldn't change their minds even after Jerry took a shower with them.

by PussyFartz August 7, 2012

alabama fudge packer

to take a crap in the girls vagina and proceed to penetrate the vagina

this girl was into any kind of alabama fudge packer around

by gobble February 9, 2008

Gay Bay Fudge Packers

A term used by fans of the NFL's other 31 teams to refer to the Green Bay Packers.

Bears Fan: I really hate those Gay Bay Fudge Packers!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010