Frozen Poonanny

1. A delightful and refreshing chilled summer treat made with all natural juices.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.

I met this girl at a bar on the West Side, and she took me home and gave me frozen poonanny!

by Eduardo Carrochio July 29, 2005

Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

by CT Jared December 2, 2010

anrgy frozen

The anrgy frozen is when a women is giving you head and just be for u cum u pull it out and shot her in the eye as u sing Let It Go

Im having a girl come over tonight i'm going to do the anrgy frozen to her

by Cracker1&Cracker2 January 1, 2017

frozen juanita

The act of freezing a poop log and using it as a dildo or sex toy.

Let me get the frozen juanita out of the freezer. OR
You can't get pregnant from a frozen juanita.

by sbsociety October 25, 2009

forzaning

When game companies present previews of their games in game events that show very good graphics, usually using high-end PCs, but when the final product is released, the graphics are poor. The term itself comes from the game Forza 5 for the XBox One that showed amazing overall graphics for the previews but used flat 2d photo cut-outs of people in the final product due to Xbox One hardware limitations.

Wow that Xbox One game looked great in E3. Hopefully there won't be any forzaning when it finally releases.

by master chief boy band April 29, 2014

Frozen alligator

When one takes a Viagra pill, becomes erect, and sticks the weiner in a cooler/freezer for a short time. Then, after the cooling, the subject pushes their pleasure stick behind their legs, resembling a tail, and receives oral.

Me: I was so stoked when my girl agreed to do a frozen alligator with me!
Colin: How was that even possible??

by ZTM April 24, 2014

Frozen scrat

The act of freezing a dead squirl and using it as a sex toy.

Hey Bill I gave Carla a frozen scrat last night she loved it!

by Cessna blow me December 31, 2015