Someone with all the qualities of a normal friend except they never take care of their portion of a bill, stiff you on previously agreed upon payment sharing arrangements and take any other opportunity to extract money from you despite being financially very comfortable.
I really enjoy the time I spend with my friendstitute Justine. We laugh, have intellectual debates and reminicse about old times. I just better remember to bring enough cash to pay for everything or our friendstituteship may come to an end.
by KingJonny8 January 19, 2020
Get the Friendstitute mug.A person who is shitty all the time like a dump that won’t come out and needs constant wiping. Friend of peeaira.
Hey Peeaira, sorry I sent naked pictures of me on my shit stained white sheets to your boyfriend. I guess I’m just a friendless dump!
by Poopsmmear May 26, 2021
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(noun) The type of union that someone has with their friends or best friend that is only acquired via friendshitting
(verb) The act of taking a shit with a friend or best friend in union
(verb) The act of taking a shit with a friend or best friend in union
(noun) How the hell does their friendshit manage to be stronger than their friendship?
(verb) Yo, me and my homies just took a friendshit! It was awesome
(verb) Yo, me and my homies just took a friendshit! It was awesome
by Aveloz December 11, 2021
Get the Friendshit mug.The act of being sarcastically friendly. A proper fusion of the words "Friendly" and "Sarcastic", relying heavily on context and is easily confused with the combination of "Friend" and "Fantastic" (Friendtastic), albeit the meaning is quite contrary. Again, look to the context of the conversation when delineating between friendtastic an friendastic.
"Oh, sure, isn't <i>that</i> just friendastic"
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With a friendastic tone he said "No, I'd <i>love</i> to hear more about your poodles allergies"
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With a friendastic tone he said "No, I'd <i>love</i> to hear more about your poodles allergies"
by Leelers June 5, 2009
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by Beachgirl247 June 18, 2014
Get the friendetta mug.A word to describe a person or people who sleeps with and/or dates several different friends within the same social circle.
She is so friendcestuous, she has slept with every single one of her single guy friends, and they are all friends with each other.
by JENACIDE December 12, 2013
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by Quadroon November 19, 2018
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