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freak cock effect

When they see the big D and freak out. This is the effect caused by seeing a very large penis, which usually causes the viewer's jaw to drop. This is most often seen with women on webcams, but also happens often at college parties. Freak cock effect has been the main source of many men getting laid. The one downside of a freak cock is that it is difficult for extremely well-endowed men to maintain stable personal relationships and receive gratifying oral sex.
Benny: Jim just came in and tore the club up! He was trotting around asking girls if they wanted to catch a glimpse of his hot dog on a stick. How did he get them to fall for it? Steve: Well, my son, that's the power of the freak cock effect. Few women can truly handle its hypnotic effects.
by Eric Kazinsky May 30, 2014
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getting one's freak on

(verb construct) Indulging enthusiastically in one's favorite acts of sexual congress, esp. those activities most likely to appall mainstream society which one secretly enjoys best of all; wanton sexual gratification.

Standard usage limits definition to interactions with at least one other partner — but in hardship cases, this requirement may be waived to encompass solo practitioners so fugly they only get they freak on by theyselves.
I ain't sleep for shit last night, damn loud-ass skanky roommate up in there gettin' (her) freak on.

Long as you don't mind me getting (my) freak on before I bring her home, I be happy to take yo sister to the dance.

One often loses all track of time while getting one's freak on.
by Big Gus Dickus May 23, 2008
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FREAKING BROWN

it also can mean crap made by an animal this is yelled after the owner finds the animals present
freaking brown!, the cat craped again
by brock boudreau January 25, 2005
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freaking sweet

An exclamation of joy, rather than something being just sweet it is FREAKING sweet.
Freaking sweet! I just found an eighth behind this park bench!
by kcocelbram November 16, 2009
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Freak Athlete

Someone who is not only an athlete, but is at the top of his game. The athlete dominates his sport and is generally good at many other sports.
Rich Cavazza is freak athlete is at everything he does.
by FreakAthlete46 August 11, 2012
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Freak Space Cadet Bass Player

Cliff Burton, the Man, the Myth, Legend himself. The Greatest bassist of all time.
" Now we're going to hand it over to Cliff Burton, the Freak Space Cadet Bass Player. He'll show how to play that four string motherfucker!!!!!"
by DATRU12YEAROLD June 6, 2018
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freakm

𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘮 (prefix) - An English prefix indicating that the word and possibly suffix following it are either being done by Freakmeister1 or are being said in reference to said Twitch streamer.
Freakmeister1: "Yo! I just won the lottery!"
Randy: "freakmWhat?!"
by tastyresort April 21, 2019
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