FPS surfing

When browsing the internet, you stroke and click the mouse so fast as if you're playing Crysis.

On a summer's day....

Matt: *sees Gary with his computer* Holy shit! Playing Crysis 2??
Gary: Nope, just going through Facebook. Too many tabs, so I did FPS surfing

by chrno August 16, 2010

fps Nazi

Wannabe Nazis who first got to know about Adolf Hitler and Nazism from WW2 fps games such as Wolfenstein, Call of Duty and other kinds of Nazi killing games. They have no idea about the base of Nazism or Adolf Hitler. Almost none of them have read Hitlers "Mein Kampf", but they all act like they know everything about Hitler. Usually non-German, these idiots can be found in any country.

All they do is sharing "gas the jews", "heil hitler" or other kinda Nazi stuff on internet. They are harmless if you disregard their non-stop Hitler speeches.

-"Hitler is a great guy" - fps Nazi
-"Hitler is a butcher" - Jew
-"I dont want to talk about this with you two, since you are misinformed about Nazism and Hitler" - Nazi

by theressomuchineedtotellyou May 12, 2013

FPS Denial

The denial you experience after every death while playing a First-Person Shooter. You cannot even begin to comprehend how that bullet could have hit you or how your RPG didn't kill him, but instead provided the opponent the opportunity to kill you.

*Playing Battlefield 3 and getting sniped at*
*Crouch behind wall*
*You get shot in the head*
"WHAT IN THE FUCK! THERE'S NO WAY THAT BULLET COULD HAVE HIT ME! I'm in FPS denial."

by Dierks48 December 29, 2011

fps whore

When bitches go over 130 fps in surf maps so its easy.

Guy 1 : Dude he beat simpsons in 1 min 32 secs that fps whore...

Guy 2: STFU. ROFL your the one who made a video of doing it in 5 mins and your net_graph said 210 bitch.

by DA MILKSHAEEE July 20, 2009

FPS Doug

An over-imature bald man who obseses over video games, and thinks he is the greatest. If anyone really paid attention to his videos, they would know that it was spectator mode, and him not really playing.

Person 1: Dude fps doug is soooooo cool, he owns, hes teh greatest KEKEKE ^_^

Person 2: No not really, he needs to get a life and grow some hair

by LOL I'M JESUS =D December 28, 2005

FPS syndrome

A mental disorder caused by spending too much time playing first-person shooter games which causes acts of violence involving guns.

Many blame the school and movie theater shootings in Colorado on FPS syndrome.

by FPS Nerd July 23, 2012

fps doug

an uglier version of one of the cyborgs in halo. he is a bald ass fat white oy who plays counter-strike all day...not only he plays it but acts it too

man that bitch fps doug has no life i wonder why he puts fps on front of his name i thought fps meant frames per second

by jay45 September 9, 2006