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Footling

The sexual act of pleasing your self with a Subway $5 footlong
Guy 1: Hey, can i borrow five bucks? I'm gonna get a footling from Subway.
Guy 2: You mean a footlong?

Guy 1: No... I mean a footling
by piehumper January 17, 2014
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foot long cream-filled chili dog

When a girl lies on her back and one guy over her tits while she blows him and a second guy is behind the 1st titty-fucking her. The first guy cums so hard in her mouth that he shits on her tits.
" OMG! The two guys last night gave me the foot long cream-filled chili dog last night! V filled my mouth at the same time he shat on my cleavage all over T's cock and T kept on fucking my tits. It was Sooo dirty!"
by vdtour97 March 10, 2015
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foot long dingle dong

joe: damn boy you got a foot long dingle dong!

jhon: what the fuck does that mean
by gaming3000 January 22, 2021
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Foot long sub

When you fuck a girl in the ass unlubricated till she screams for mercy and bleeds. Then you tell her how she made you mad then continue to do it till you almost die from exhaustion.
She was tried to play me so I gave her a foot long sub.
by Ron Michael jeremy May 15, 2016
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foot long pig

a southern male with an abnormally large, crinkley , wart infested penis.
person a: " Last night i got fucked by your brother."

person b" You do know he has a foot long pig, right?"

Person a:" O.O.!!!!!"
by UsaNii December 4, 2011
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FootlongHades42

FootlongHades42 is very
by Paul .Z October 11, 2021
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foot long

bred to eat foot long
by RosyXLevi SIMP May 29, 2021
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