Chocolate Flute

n. A penis, covered in fecal mater following anal sex.

The only bad thing after anal sex is having a chocolate flute.

by JB Caterpillar August 9, 2006

flesh flute smoothie

a play on the phrase "fresh fruit smoothie", it simply refers to semen.

she likes the dirty talk, so i offered her some flesh flute smoothie...

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

playing the flute

to offer one oral sex

olly lovesssss playing the flute

by Mark Taylors May 22, 2006

Poop Flute

When a man's penis smells very badly.

-or-

A flute that is made out of one's own poop.

Carl isn't somebody you'd want to date. He has a poop flute.

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I play the poop flute in my band.

by BarryIsHairy February 6, 2010

flute dome

Flute dome is slang that implies that someone sucked your dick so good that it was like they were playing the flute

It is mostly used as a way to describe the persons skill at giving head

“Yeah man. I swear on everything, she gave me flute dome

by Onii Bic January 27, 2020

Blue Veined Flute

Slang term for a mans purple headed womb ferret.

"Darling, I've heard that you play a musical instrument. Wrap your lips around my Blue Veined Flute & lets see what note cums out."

by Richy Boy September 7, 2005

skin flute

A "skin flute" is a lesser known euphemism for a "penis." Use of the term "skin flute" is the mark of an obviously hip, knowledgeable individual.

Tom: Dude, that chick totally plays the skin flute.
Dave: And doesn't miss a single beat!
Tom: ..yeah....

by Chieftain November 20, 2006