An individual who is addicted to narcotic drugs like heroin, morphine, oxycodone (OxyContin/Percocet), hydrocodone (Vicodin), or other opioids, but can still maintain a normal and successful life.
A functional junkie is a person that can have a family, have a successful career, successful education, and maintain relationships, as long as they have their dope, because once they don't have it, then everything spirals out of control.
by TJM91 June 18, 2009
Get the Functional Junkie mug.A person who uses drugs for an unrecreational purpose but can still operate normally at work or at school
MAN1:That man is a total functional junkie
MAN2:What's that?
MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.
MAN2:What's that?
MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.
by mikey fo sho May 29, 2007
Get the functional junkie mug.Related Words
Flunktion
• flunktionality
• Funktion
• funktional
• funktionslust
• THE FUNKTION
• fucktion
• Fucktional
• function
• flunting
(In reference to a page of mathematical derivations)
This is impossible! This fucktion is ruining my shit!
This is impossible! This fucktion is ruining my shit!
by PhysicsProcrastibator October 26, 2010
Get the fucktion mug.If someone is 'too hip to function' it means they think they are so cool they somehow have to show this off in every oppourtunity. They are 'too hip' to function like a normal person.
Why does he always wear sunglasses at night?
Guy: He can't take them off 'cos he's "too hip to function."
Guy: He can't take them off 'cos he's "too hip to function."
by bLUEJSK January 17, 2011
Get the Too hip to function. mug.science fucktion (sy ents fuk shun) NOUN. A genre of writing that describes advanced technologies and explicit sex acts, usually with aliens, monsters, robots or heavily modified humans.
My favorite science fucktion story is "Transvestite Robot Hookers from Mars." I think it was based on The Bible.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the science fucktion mug.loose pussy function is where the pussy is to loose to function normally, unable to make a guy cum, floppy, loose, big, open wide, gaping, black hole,
by The MAN4ME April 1, 2015
Get the loose pussy function mug.Something that is both functional and fashionable. Used frequently by fashion models in Europe when describing an item used to accessorize their outfit that can be used day to day.
by CJOII August 28, 2010
Get the functionable mug.