Mosman Fleshlight

When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.

I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight

by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023

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medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021

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Labubu Fleshlight

Noun: A Labubu Fleshlight is used similarly to the average fleshlight. The difference is the cozy, fuzzy fur on the inside and realistic moaning labubu sounds!

“Yo bro I just scored a Labubu Fleshlight from a baddie!!”

by Masonluvsbaseball September 1, 2025

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expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.

Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.

by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023

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