two monkeys fucking a football

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.

Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.

by slipsheet December 13, 2004

a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

Hot-footer

A Delaware DOT-invented derogatory term for a Mexican American.

See also: Wetback, Spic

"So I'm in Delaware, minding my own f*cking business, punching my 9-5, and this d*mned hot footer walks in..."

"Wow. Did you see that hot-footer clear that border fence?"

by 2JupitersTooMany May 14, 2009

look like a foot

when a female looks ugly

"that girl look like a foot"

by Andy Hallal June 22, 2006

foot chowder

When your feet sweat and your foot gets all wet and nasty

Don't get that nasty foot chowder in my shoes

by Beastmode29 July 16, 2015

Football Association of Singapore

A joke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.

Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"

by ZamZamZam July 16, 2019

football fields

The definitive unit of measurement. You can always rely on the length of a football field

Newsreporter: the new street will be 2 kilometers long
Boomer: can you use a measurement people will understand
Newsreporter: Sorry it is 4.5 football fields long

by intewilliam November 12, 2019