bulldozer with flames coming out the back

A counter-strike team which derives its skill from both the cock of Satan and rainbows. They often spend their free time verbally abusing pre-teens over the internet.

Bulldozer with flames coming out the back raped me like I rape my wife when she's drugged up on Prozac. -jame^s

by Karl Fucking Malone May 29, 2008

Calgary Flames

The laughingstock of Alberta. The have by far the dumbest fans in the NHL, who think the Shames are an NHL powerhouse despite the fact that they've went past the first round only once since 1989. They are one Kiprusoff away from a top ten draft pick. Their gap-toothed fans are either filthy, strech-marked gutterwhores or inbred mulletheads who live in a time where the Camaro is the epitome of high-class.

The Shames can't score to save their lives, and depend on their exciting combination of clutch-and-grab and depending on their goalie to be MVP every single game. A Battle of Alberta at the MaxipadDome includes Oilers fans invading that dump of an arena, and outcheering Shames fans in their own building. It's quite a spectacle!

Shames fans tend to make it through their day by convincing themselves that they are better than Edmonton. An inferiority complex is an ugly thing.

The Oilers are your daddy, and don't you forget it Mulletgary!

The Calgary Flames are synomynous with "Choke".

by Who;s your daddy? September 10, 2006

flames

(interjection)

An expression of inarticulate rage, referencing Madeline Kahn's monologue in "Clue: The Movie": "I hated her...SO much...it, it, it FLAMES...on the side of my face...breathing, breathl...HEAVING breaths..."

Rick Santorum said what? FLAMES!

by minge1984 September 5, 2012

up in flames

An expression meaning "really angry."

The manager was up in flames about the call made by the umpire.

by Seth04 April 30, 2006

calgary flames

The dirtiest team to ever play the game of hockey. If your kicking their ass with 5 minutes to go and they put in their back up goalie, you better watch out for a goalie stick hitting unexpectedly wacking you somewhere in your body and their team captain spearing you with the end of his stick

yeah so my team was dominating with 5 minutes to go, so they went calgary flames on us

by chances14 June 5, 2007

Calgary Flames

The best fucking hockey team ever that has played in NHL history. My favorite hockey team. Oilers suck!

Joe: Did you see that last night with kipper getting the shutout and stoning hemsky on the break away with Huselius getting thatt easy hat trick on Roloson?
Bill: No duh I did you retard that happens like every month!
Joe: Sorry man I just like the Calgary Flames.
Bill: Same here.

by Jarome B.T August 2, 2007

In Flames

One of the pioneers of melodic death metal (although it resembles more of a melodic "thrash" than "death" metal). They became a band kids recovering from nu-metal/mallcore would quickly pick up on. Eventually the band drifted closer and closer to commercial friendly "extreme" music starting with Reroute to Remain, which honestly wasn't that bad. From there, they made Soundtrack to Your Escape, a joke of an album where they forget they were good with solos and replaced their music with generic techno and nonsense nu-metal noise. Some people will excuse them and say, "the band needed to change, do you want them to recycle the same album over and over?!" while non-stupid people can simply see a bland desperate attempt to be the next Linkin Park here. Maturing your sound and conforming to market-researched music are two different things people! Thus another blatant sell-out band is born.

Kids who think they're cynnical about Linkin Park and listen to the new In Flames are funny for obvious reasons.

by Jose Angeles December 11, 2004