Fern Farndale-Brown

Used to describe an amazing person who is beautiful and funny

Man 1: "Hey see that girl over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a Fern Farndale-Brown"

by The man of the shadows October 26, 2012

Fern St. James

An excellent fern featured in John Mulaney's "New in Town" end credits.

Person: "Hey, have you seen the end credits for John Mulaney's 'New in Town'?"
Person 2: "No, I haven't, why?"
Person: "At the end credits, a fern is shown at the end, also known as 'Fern St. James".
Person2: "Sounds cool, can we watch tonight?"
Person: "Yeah."

by YoMa_ScreensLit October 6, 2020

where the red fern grows

Where a dog and a bitch die

I buried my dogs in where the red fern grows

by ImHell666 February 27, 2017

You Bet Your Fern

used in the book IT by Stephen King the kids use it in place of 'you bet your ass'

Person 1: So was that fun or what?
Person 2: You bet your fern it was.

by 'Salem November 11, 2009

Fern

Fern is my fantasy girl.
Her exotic gothic street style is off-putting at first, but she's actually a very likable, funny person. She loves cheese, she writes poetry and plays the kazoo. she is simply misunderstood. No man will ever understand the way she talks, thinks, or even her perspective.

I’m happy I know a fern.

“Dude did you see fern today?” “Yea she was looking rlly gloomy”

by Woahhh1989 March 31, 2025

FERNELi

Is a person so funny and loyalty Who can make you happy all hours of the day is,

I was talking to ferneli last nigth and he made happy

by FERNELI November 21, 2021

ferne

ferne is a beautiful, kind, perfect soul that always takes care of the people she loves the most. she brings peace to her lover and safety to them when they need it the most. you can always count on her to be there for you, even when she is struggling herself. ferne is the most perfect person to face this planet, there is not a single flaw in her being. once you see her, you wouldnt ever want to take your eyes off her, she is so pretty. anyone who ever denied ferne the love she deserves is missing out because she is worth so much more than anything on this earth.

lover: “thats my ferne, shes so beautiful”

by i need a name bro March 28, 2022