Felonious Gru

A Tall Man from Despectable Me

Felonious Gru means He is dead

by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS February 2, 2024

Felonious

Engaging in acts of fellatio while listening to the greatest hits of famous jazz great, Thelonious Monk.

Man that felonious was FUNKY.

by Stillnosenseatall July 1, 2019

fishing for felonies

Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.

In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.

by JDSAg April 13, 2023

felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.

Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!

by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018

Felony

Said when a person is very joyful and optimistic all the time.
A common phrase from places around the Pacific Ocean.

SpongeBob: "Hmm, what's a felony?"

Squidward: "Being too darn happy all the time."

SpongeBob: "Oh yeah! Lots and lots of felony."

by Tochereador March 21, 2025

Culinary Felony

When people, often white people, create culinary dishes that utilize random components that have no reason being mixed together

White people adding raisins to potato salad is straight up a culinary felony

by QuestionMarks October 21, 2023

felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.

Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.

by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014