felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.
Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
by Bunny Palacio April 25, 2018
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Felonious

Engaging in acts of fellatio while listening to the greatest hits of famous jazz great, Thelonious Monk.
Man that felonious was FUNKY.
by Stillnosenseatall July 02, 2019
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Felonie

Felonie Fartinez = M3L@N!E M4RT!N£Z (TW) BELONGS BEHIND BARS
"Felonie tanked & porktals is a skip".

"Godlor outsold Felonie."
"Arigod outsold Felonie."
"Fadga outsold Felonie." (Yes, she did!)
by taawdaasd May 12, 2024
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felonious criminal defendant

An indicted criminal defendant who is awaiting trial. See TRAITOR TRUMP.
Isnt that the TRAITOR TRUMP? You know the FELONIOUS CRIMINAL DEFENDANT who stole classified documents?
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 15, 2024
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bag o felonies

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover
Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies
by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021
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Household Felony

Household Felony was an online ARG highly inspired by another ARG under the title of "Petscop"

the series focuses on our protagonist, Richard as he explores the strange game discovered by his friend Lyman and uncovering the secrets behind it.

After Episode 2, he realizes that the game is actually about him the entire time. This makes him dig even further.

In Household Funeral, a reference to Space Funeral, he goes on to discover a character named Benny and from what Richard says when meeting Benny, we can assume that Richard and Benny are enemies that are also friends/family.

In an unarchived episode, Episode 12 (i think?)
Richard has restarted the game to discover a secret area with weird mspaint guys scattered throughout the map. however one of them is quote "fuzzy lookin" and when Richard interacts with this one, the game crashes and Richard goes deaf.

about 3 months later however, the entire channel was privated. Nobody knows why and the creator Mira won't speak the fuck up about it so we're kinda left in the dark.
"I just finished Household Felony, Petscop is better though"
by iminhellplshelpahhh June 18, 2024
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Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.
Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.
by Arakdiel April 28, 2023
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