Feather Merchant

In popular jargon of the US Marine Corps:

a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.

b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;

c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;

d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.

Private Smith: Have you seen Private Jones lately?
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.

by JoeDonethat November 16, 2010

feather cookie

Inserting a feather into a mans ass then bending it up front to tickle his balls.

My ass kinda hurts after I got that Feather Cookie last night.

by Frank the Tank October 22, 2004

Algonquin Feather

The Act of Taking a Suction Dildo and Suctioning to Males Head and Proceed to Vaginal Intercourse While making the Algonquin Warcry (ALA LA LALALA IIIIEEE)

A: "Wow, Did you hear about Sam?"
B: "No, What?"
A: "He totally stuck the suction dildo to his head and gave her the Algonquin Feather!"
B: "Wow, that is so bad ass!"

by ChocolateEmu August 11, 2010

birds of a feather

Peeps with similar appearance, likes, or behavior.

Birds of a feather flock together.

by Downstrike December 23, 2004

Nigger 99 with a Feather Duster

What got BT banned from DLive.

Florida Lady: "Man, this dude is drunker than a nigger 99 with a feather duster."
BT: "A nigger 99 with a feather duster?"
*Banned*

by BT's Box March 5, 2020

Doing a Fethers

Being stingy and or tight arse aswell as a total douche

is john coming to the movies tonight?. no "cos he doing a fethers"

by stustorm February 23, 2013

feathered

Getting hit in the balls really hard, the type of ball kicks that a kickboxer would cower in fear of. Originally a joke from a Sam O'Nella video about Slang words he doesn't understand.

Person 1: Woah dude, you just got feathered.
Person 2: Fuck you, don't try to downplay my suffering.

by Mongolmongol January 21, 2018