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fauxmo

Is he gay or a fauxmo?
by Ken December 15, 2003
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fauxmo

somebody who pretends to be mormon but is not

"you are so fauxmo, why dont you just convert?"
Kristin and Rachel are fauxmo
by rachel810 November 3, 2006
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fauxmover

A fake combover haircut, which makes it look like the person is going bald and has tried to cover it up with the remaining hair.
In Episode 1205 of South Park ("Eek, A Penis!"), Cartman gets a fauxmover to make himself appear old enough to be a teacher.
by Dr. Frosted April 14, 2008
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fauxmo

a fauxmo. a hair cut. modeled on dumbed down version of 1980's moehawkes. hair that is pushed into a styled moehawke. aka old skool david beckham. fauxmo's are particulary common within the metrosexual and lesbian communities.
OMG that fauxmo is so 1999.
by Jasse September 30, 2005
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fauxmo

A combination of the words faux and emo. Used to describe people who try to act emo, but certainly fall short. Hence, fake emo, fauxmo.
Danny is fauxmo, look at those crazy-ass shoes.
by normo conformo September 28, 2005
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fauxmosexual

noun: one who wears a hairstyle which poorly imitates a Mohawk without shaving the head, but successfully indicates ones status as a white trash dick head.
2) A male of poor social or educational standing, particularly if they are proud of this deficiency.
3) A young male who is proud to flaunt large garish tattoos, smoke or chew tobacco, and have a very limited vocabulary accentuated by the word fuck.

derivation: merging of fauxmo, meaning a false mohawk, and homosexual, a male who engages in sexual activity with other males.
There goes Shane again, sporting his crap surf wear, board shorts, and of course, his XXXX(Queensland beer) tattoo, what a fauxmosexual!
by Richard Pearse May 29, 2008
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fauxmosexual

a comment or allusion that at first appears to be sexual (particularly homosexual), although was not.
a: dude, why are you putting on flavored chapstick?
b: to remind me how wonderful women taste.
a: haha, alright, that is totally fauxmosexual.
by eclipticsphere17 May 4, 2009
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