Falafelology

The study of falafels.

"Dave studied Falafelology in pursuit of the finest falafel."

by Mushy Peanis January 3, 2020

Fadlallah

Fad, also known as Vladlallah Smirnoff Kozlov, is tall-ish for his age, slim as a stick and extremely gullible. He seeks nothing and is a master rizzler. He is one to accidently rizz up 2 women up who he does not actually like. Vlad is ignorant yet politically correct. Fad loves asian women who have big booba.

Fadlallah is very rizz moment!

by Titan of Beds June 5, 2023

amber falamber

A name to describe any mean person.

I thought you were a true friend! You're just an amber falamber :(

by Linda Lazania October 4, 2017

Falafeled

"Fucked and left for dead".
This is when your partner has sex with you to exhaustion (yours) then slips away while you are passed out cold.

My GF falafeled me then headed out to the clubs alone.

by sf_alphamale June 22, 2008

Failage

To completely miss the point of the excercise. You have gone beyond failing. You have hit Failage.

When asked to put together a spreadsheet that a program was built to complete, you have total failage.

by KMLWMO September 14, 2010

falafels

Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.

Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.

by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005

failasian

Any Asian who doesn't get straight A's, study 24/7, or fulfill their parent's expectations of Ivy League success.

White Person: Hey help me on my history essay ya?

Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.

by SantaAnaCommunityCats December 2, 2010