(n.) - A set alarm used solely to harvest your crops in Farmville to prevent them from withering. This includes setting it very early in the morning, or during the day to tell when your crops are ready.
*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Farmer 1: "...What the hell, it's 4:30 in the morning.."
Farmer 1: "Oh shit, that's the farm alarm! My artichokes are finally harvested!"
Farmer 1: "...What the hell, it's 4:30 in the morning.."
Farmer 1: "Oh shit, that's the farm alarm! My artichokes are finally harvested!"
by m.Cdowd September 18, 2009
Get the Farm Alarm mug.A farm burger is a slang term originating in Hamilton, New Zealand, around 2009. The term was used to describe a burger made by a student at the University of Waikato from different burgers on the McDonald's menu after a night of drinking cask wine. The student and his friends, as usual, ended the night at McDonald's and he couldn't decide what he wanted so he ordered one of each type of burger: a quarter pounder, McChicken and Fillet-o-fish. He was so hungry he couldn't wait to eat them separately so he put all the meat together on the same bun. His friends cheered him on and afterwards they named it the "farm burger" because it had had "all the animals of the farm" on it.
McDonald's customer: I'm very hungry, Got one of those burgers with all the meats? A farm burger
McDonald's cashier: Such a product does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
McDonald's customer: Oh, then just give me a quarter pounder, McChicken and a Fillet-o-fish
McDonald's cashier: Such a product does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
McDonald's customer: Oh, then just give me a quarter pounder, McChicken and a Fillet-o-fish
by Farmer Thomas October 8, 2011
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Get the Pringle Farmer mug.A modern day reference to the to the historically widespread homosexual proclivities of Montana based cattlemen and farm hands. It should be noted that the origins of the title seem to have originated in southwestern Montana, where cities like Bozeman, Helena and Butte have population density rates of homosexual cattlemen far exceeding the national average. It is rumored that the popular film "Brokeback Mountain" was based out of the foothills of the Custer Gallatin National Forest.
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Get the Chalk Farm mug.Definition: When one goes to give a high-five, but dodges and goes for the chest.
History: Kid at our school named Farmer did this at school. This lead to his de-election as student body president and cause of great hilarity.
History: Kid at our school named Farmer did this at school. This lead to his de-election as student body president and cause of great hilarity.
Guy 1: Wow, that girl has a nice chest.
Guy2: Yeah, I would like to farmer five her and get a feel of her boob.
Guy2: Yeah, I would like to farmer five her and get a feel of her boob.
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