fark

an obviously gay man who claims to be straight but is not, in any meaning of the word.
- a deregatory word to be used to piss off an asshole or friend that upset you

that fark really needs to admit it so he can get on with his life.

by credkim November 21, 2004

Fark liters

Casual visitors to the free, moderator/administrator filtered Fark.com website. Often ridiculed by the "Total Farkers" who pay $5.00 a month for the pure feed.

"Fark liters" often get caught up in highly charged discussions that've already been fought by TotalFarkers hours earlier.

by RocketRod August 14, 2006

Fark Off

A variation of the word Fuck Off
It is a colloquial term used primarily by southern English farmers but many more cantankerous persons from the region do also use it. In general it is a popoular term for humankinds who consider themselves "grumpy bastads" eg; those who feel querulous and lackadaisical toward others to the extent that they feel no need to engage in converstion with them...at all...never.

Happy Chappy - Hello there my freind, how be you on such a wonderful summers evening
Grumpy Bastad - Fark Off...
Happy Chappy - Ermm...Ok...
Grumpy Bastad - Meh...

by TizToTheWiz July 23, 2008

Merican Fark

The way American Fork is pronounced with a Utah accent. Other words include;
Melk: Milk
Pellow: Pillow
and
Moun'n: Mountain

Guy 1:Hey man where you from?
Guy 2: Merican Fark, Utah.
Guy 1: Oh sweetness!

by Avatard64 March 27, 2009

fark

its a verb that means to find a parking spot

I farked a great spot at the mall yesterday.

by 548766 April 15, 2009

fark

A shitty fuck. buttsex

Oh fark i forgot my homework

by johnny the magical pony July 20, 2008

farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.

Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.

by rtil July 18, 2008