face like a welders bench

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

by ontour May 25, 2012

face splatter

It's when a male skeet a huge load over a females face

Amber couldn't see a damn thing after that awesome face splatter!

by Ldogg6700 September 29, 2013

Face-farter

1.) A person who farts in a face repeatedly (at least 2 times or more) in one moment.
2.) A person who loves face farts.
3.) A person who sharted one to many time.

1.) I met a face-farter when the face-farter farted in my face at least 4 times.
2.) I am personally a face-farter, I love smelling face farts.
3.) I became a face-farter by sharting to many times.

by Fracer November 30, 2016

resting face

its just your 'normal' expression when you're spacing out or not doing anything in particular.

Willa "Wow you have weird resting face!"
Derp Face "thanks? you have a bitch resting face"

by Rainbow-Serpent January 24, 2015

Grace face

Grace is a todler 👺👺

Ahh yeah i just saw grace face

by Jay the gayest July 10, 2021

no face no case

If the police don't know who did a crime, they can't charge them

"When in with a mask and gloves. Left no marks. No face no case"

by BedderDedder November 13, 2016

clapham face lift

noun.when a hairband or ponytail is worn that pulls back tightly against the scalp creating the illusion of a face lift.popular in trailer parks and council estates.

e.g Her head looks like she`s had a clapham face lift!

by steve finning June 20, 2006