ass-fracking

When one washes his undercarriage (ass, balls and taint - the whole 9 yards) using high pressure water device, such as a hand-held shower head on jet-pulse mode.

I have been traveling for a good week now. I tell you what, when I get home I am gonna have to double up on my ass-fracking to make myself feel clean again.

I just don't feel complete unless I ass-frack.

by Mcdizzle August 11, 2014

somebody get this freaking duck away from me

The polite exclamation that should be shouted if one is a midget wrestler running away from the dragon/duck from the atari adventure game "ADVENTURE"

"Sombowee geh tis fweekin duck away fwom me"- the deleted scene from the thriller "SEARCH FOR THE YELLOW DELLO" It was deleted- sorry, baleated- because of Homestar's bad language. That's what you get for trying to copy Stong Bah. Imean, Strong Bad.

by ME SO IDIOT April 22, 2003

freaking

Multiple definitions:
1) originally: having a bad hallucinatory experience;
has devolved to mean: temporarily unsure of one's self.
2) substitute term expletive, often used when Mum is about.
3) adjective meaning exceptional
4) homonym: phreaking: hacking or hi-tech mischief-making
Multiple spellings:
freaking, freakin', phreaking

"I'm freaking out!.
That freakin' phreak just freaked!
Too freakin' much!"

by Dobe Doinat December 28, 2005

freaking book stand

A phrase used in frustration, most commonly at a book stand.

There are too many books on that freaking book stand!

by bookstand October 23, 2004

farking

Fanatical barking. Shouting, or other forceful, argumentative declarations of an ideology.

I had to turn off the tv because I couldn't listen to one more farking pundit.

by tale slate December 1, 2013

Fracking

The process of injecting semen at high-pressure into butt cavity to extract gas and/or turds. Frequently used to relieve constipation.

Subject 1: Babe, I’m so constipated.

Subject 2: Don’t worry I’ll give you a good fracking tonight. Frack that shit right out of you.

by Poopsnot Alot May 25, 2019

fracking

An polite substitute for "Fucking" or "Freaking" from the new series Battlestar Galactica. Similar to frelling. Used by Lucifer7 on irc.subnova.com #hbo.

"Those fracking Cylons!"

or

<zasx\malia> oh goody, 8 frelling times
<zasx\malia> last one was to fix a frelling networking bug -.-
<Fajita|nwn> lol
<Fajita|nwn> frelling
<zasx\malia> would you prefer i used fracking?
<Fajita|nwn> nah, carry on
<Fajita|nwn> it's just amusing

by ZexGX February 23, 2005