by TMaxx6 August 18, 2003
The Mayor and City Council is a force to be reckoned with. Known for their small town bigotry ideologies, proven racist policies, back door dealings and anti diversity stances. Most serve in government for the sole purpose of building their immediate family's wealth to include business partners such as the new owner of the Brickell Building Daniel Sauls, grandson of famed Racist Mayor Wiley Sauls Jr. Avon Park is one of the last strong holds of white privilege and segregation left in Florida.
I would like to construct a homeless shelter for mother's and children in Avon Park FL. No problem, just make sure you meet the following; Caucasian, a Christian, and a worshiper and supporter of Jim Crow era laws.
by Loco en the park January 29, 2023
Stretch after stretch of gridded lots and houses, a strip mall every now and then, gas stations, funeral homes, and full of people who are sent here with the notion that they will be living in Florida, the state full of sunshine. There is NOTHING to do here, unless you want to catch the early bird special at one of the restaurants that the plethora of senior citizens dine at, watch movies at the two local theaters, get molested (there are hundreds of pedophiles here), browse a selection of the shittiest stores in the country, or get into a car accident because no one seems to be able to drive even somewhat correctly. Pine Island is also relatively close, however, there has been fecal bacteria contamination in the water, along with alligator sightings. Spring Hill is topographically flat, there is no Hill. Also there is no Spring, the water dried up in a drought many years ago. Those are some common misconceptions. The land is barren and desolate when not covered by a stucco/adobe one story tacky home. Once a person moves to Spring Hill, they are financially trapped to stay for an average of ten years. So if you're thinking 'Why hey, it would be awfully nice to live in Florida, with all that sunshine and the beautiful beaches,' come on down to Spring Hill. You'll fit in just well.
We moved to Spring Hill, FL seven years ago. There really isn't anything to do and there aren't any jobs. We tried to move, but we're trapped here because of the economy.
by Johnathan S. December 12, 2010
A small town east of Jacksonville, FL. It is populated by mostly wealthy older people who think that all those without said age or money do not belong in their town. Thinly veiled racism and elitism abound.
The city is divided into segments as follows: 1.)There is the ghetto known as Royal Palm/Mayport, this is an embarrassment to all those not living there, commonly forgotten when speaking of AB. 2.)There is the old part of the town populated by people who just want the 32233 zip code without having a decent house, mostly made of old beach homes converted to rental property. 3.)There is the ultra rich area composed of beachfront homes, Selva Marina and those streets north of approx 13th. In this final section you will find more blue-blood, than nouveau riche.
The city is divided into segments as follows: 1.)There is the ghetto known as Royal Palm/Mayport, this is an embarrassment to all those not living there, commonly forgotten when speaking of AB. 2.)There is the old part of the town populated by people who just want the 32233 zip code without having a decent house, mostly made of old beach homes converted to rental property. 3.)There is the ultra rich area composed of beachfront homes, Selva Marina and those streets north of approx 13th. In this final section you will find more blue-blood, than nouveau riche.
Save up your money son, and then someday you'll be able to rent half a duplex in Atlantic Beach, FL!
by 32233 born and raised February 23, 2008
A town just south of Daytona Beach made up of brown nosers and yupies. Cops and city clerks are mostly snobs that think they are better than anyone. They are commonly seen walking like something is sticking in there u know what.
Port Orange, FL Cops give tickets for even one light of two license plate lights out. Planning division will charge you for a "teaching fee" just to put up a fence.
by RizzleWizzle March 30, 2011
Guy A: "hey have u ever been to Crescent City, FL bruhh?"
Guy B: "yea man I bought some crippy from a Mexican there"
Guy A: "palatka is better lol"
Guy B: " I know"
Guy B: "yea man I bought some crippy from a Mexican there"
Guy A: "palatka is better lol"
Guy B: " I know"
by Nofatchicks November 29, 2013
a school in brandon, florida with a horrible football team, std infested cheerleaders and annoying ass teachers. brandon tends to be a pretty fun school at times but the aps are always blowing their whistles too fucking loud for no reason and giving out lunch detention for stupid ass things. brandon got hella baddies though and theres no reason not to go.
by insta @theworldvsbrandon November 14, 2019